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On Women and Weddings
10. She's a lovely person. She deserves a good husband. Marry her before
she finds one.
9. Do not marry a person that you know that you can live with; only marry
someone that you cannot live without.
8. We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a
woman. And behind her stands his wife.
7. Many a man owes his success to his first wife, and his second wife to his
success.
6. A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A
successful woman is one who can find such a man.
5. Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and
suffering.
4. I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me.
3. Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when
they try to decide which one.
2. If you want your spouse to listen and pay strict attention to every word
you say, talk in your sleep.
1. If a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep
her.
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What do MEN say - When they see a BEAUTIFUL GIRL
A Lawyer : Let's make a LEGAL relationship.
A Typist: You're just my TYPE.
A Musician: You make my heart skip a BEAT.
A Computer Engineer: You are my PROCESSOR.
A Mason: Let's CEMENT our relationship.
A Coalworker: Please say you'll be MINE..
An Executive: Dear! You look GORGEOUS.
A Banker: I've got a special INTEREST in U.
A Mathematician: Your FIGURE excites me.
A Businessman: Let's make a DEAL.
A Doctor: I wish you'll be my HEART.
An net surfer: You are my first SITE.
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