| (-: |
User is left handed |
| %-) |
User has been staring at a green screen for
15 hours straight |
| :*) |
User is drunk |
| [:] |
User is a robot |
| 8-) |
User is wearing sunglasses |
| B:-) |
Sunglasses on head |
| ::-) |
User wears normal glasses |
| B-) |
User wears horn-rimmed glasses |
| 8:-) |
User is a little girl |
| :-)-8 |
User is a Big girl |
| :-{) |
User has a mustache |
| :-{} |
User wears lipstick |
| {:-) |
User wears a toupee |
| }:-( |
Toupee in an updraft |
| :-[ |
User is a Vampire |
| :-E |
Bucktoothed vampire |
| :-F |
Bucktoothed vampire with one tooth missing |
| :-7 |
User juust made a wry statement |
| :-* |
User just ate something sour |
| :-)~ |
User drools |
| :-~) |
User has a cold |
| :'-( |
User is crying |
| :'-) |
User is so happy, s/he is crying |
| :-@ |
User is screaming |
| :-# |
User wears braces |
| :^) |
User has a broken nose |
| :v) |
User has a broken nose, but it's the other
way |
| :_) |
User's nose is sliding off of his face |
| :<) |
User is from an Ivy League School |
| :-& |
User is tongue tied. |
| =:-) |
User is a hosehead |
| -:-) |
User is a punk rocker |
| -:-( |
(real punk rockers don't smile) |
| :=) |
User has two noses |
| +-:-) |
User is the Pope or holds some other
religious office |
| `:-) |
User shaved one of his eyebrows off this
morning |
| ,:-) |
Same thing...other side |
| |-I |
User is asleep |
| |-O |
User is yawning/snoring |
| :-Q |
User is a smoker |
| :-? |
User smokes a pipe |
| O-) |
Megaton Man On Patrol! (or else, user is a
scuba diver) |
| O :-) |
User is an angel (at heart, at least) |
| :-P |
Nyahhhh! |
| :-S |
User just made an incoherent statement |
| :-D |
User is laughing (at you!) |
| :-X |
User's lips are sealed |
| :-C |
User is really bummed |
| :-/ |
User is skeptical |
| C=:-) |
User is a chef |
| @= |
User is pro-nuclear war |
| *<:-) |
User is wearing a Santa Claus Hat |
| :-o |
Uh oh! |
| (8-o |
It's Mr. Bill! |
| *:o) |
And Bozo the Clown! |
| 3:] |
Pet smiley |
| 3:[ |
Mean Pet smiley |
| d8= |
Your pet beaver is wearing goggles and a hard
hat. |
| E-:-) |
User is a Ham radio operator |
| :-9 |
User is licking his/her lips |
| %-6 |
User is braindead |
| [:-) |
User is wearing a walkman |
| (:I |
User is an egghead |
| <:-I |
User is a dunce |
| K:P |
User is a little kid with a propeller beenie |
| @:-) |
User is wearing a turban |
| :-0 |
No Yelling! (Quiet Lab) |
| :-: |
Mutant smiley |
| |
The invisible smiley |
| .-) |
User only has one eye |
| ,-) |
Ditto...but he's winking |
| X-( |
User just died |
| 8 :-) |
User is a wizard |
| C=}>;*{)) |
Mega-smiley... A drunk, devilish chef with a
toupee in an updraft, a mustache, and a double chin |
| :) |
Midget smiley |
| :] |
Gleep...a friendly midget smiley
who will gladly be your friend |
| =) |
Variation on a theme... |
| :} |
What should we call these?
(what?) |
| :) |
Happy |
| :>
|
what? |
| :@ |
what? |
| :D |
Laughter |
| :I |
Hmmm... |
| :( |
Sad |
| :[ |
Real Downer |
| :<
|
what? |
| :{ |
what? |
| :O |
Yelling |
| :C |
what? |
| :Q |
what? |
| :,( |
Crying |
| [] |
Hugs and |
| :* |
Kisses |
| |I |
Asleep |
| |^o |
Snoring |
| :-` |
smiley spitting out its chewing
tobacco |
| :-1 |
smiley bland face |
| :-! |
" |
| :-@ |
smiley face screaming |
| :-#|
|
smiley face with bushy mustache |
| :-$ |
smiley face with it's mouth wired
shut |
| :-% |
smiley banker |
| :-6 |
smiley after eating something
sour |
| :^) |
smiley with pointy nose (righty) |
| :-7 |
smiley after a wry statement |
| 8-) |
smiley swimmer |
| :-* |
smiley after eating something
bitter |
| :-&
|
smiley which is tongue-tied |
| :-0 |
smiley orator |
| |
smiley invisible man |
| (:-(
|
unsmiley frowning |
| (:-)
|
smiley big-face |
| ):-)
|
" |
| ):-(
|
unsmiley big-face |
| )8-)
|
scuba smiley big-face |
| =:-)
|
smiley punk-rocker |
| =:-(
|
(real punk rockers don't smile) |
| +:-)
|
smiley priest |
| :-q |
smiley trying to touch its tongue
to its nose |
| :-e |
disappointed smiley |
| :-t |
cross smiley |
| :-i |
semi-smiley |
| :-o |
smiley singing national anthem |
| :-p |
smiley sticking its tongue out
(at you!) |
| :-[ |
un-smiley blockhead |
| :-] |
smiley blockhead |
| :-{ |
smiley variation on a theme |
| :-} |
ditto |
| {:-)
|
smiley with its hair parted in
the middle |
| }:-)
|
above in an updraft |
| :-a |
lefty smilely touching tongue to
nose |
| :-s |
smiley after a BIZARRE comment |
| :-d |
lefty smiley razzing you |
| g-) |
smiley with ponce-nez glasses |
| :-j |
left smiling smilely |
| :-k |
beats me, looks like something,
tho. |
| :-l |
y. a. s. |
| :-: |
mutant smiley |
| :-\ |
undecided smiley |
| :-| |
"have an ordinary day"
smiley |
| ;-) |
winking smiley |
| :-<
|
real sad smiley |
| :->
|
y.a.s. |
| :-z |
y.a.c.s. |
| :-x |
"my lips are sealed"
smiley |
| :-c |
bummed out smiley |
| :-v |
talking head smiley |
| :v) |
left-pointing nose smiley |
| :-b |
left-pointing tongue smiley |
| :-/ |
lefty undecided smiley |
| :-? |
smilely smoking a pipe |
| .-] |
one-eyed smilely |
| ,-} |
wry and winking |
| 0-) |
smiley cyclops (scuba diver?) |
| :-=)
|
older smiley with mustache |
| :u) |
smiley with funny-looking left
nose |
| :n) |
smiley with funny-looking right
nose |
| :<
|
midget unsmiley |
| :>
|
midget smiley |
| }:^#})
|
mega-smiley: updrafted
bushy-mustached pointy nosed smiley with a double-chin |
| :-) |
ha ha |
| |-) |
hee hee |
| |-D |
ho ho |
| :->
|
hey hey |
| :-( |
boo hoo |
| :-I |
hmm |
| :-O |
uh oh |
| :-P |
nyah nyah |
| |-P |
yuk |
| ~~:-(
|
net.flame |
| O
|-) |
net.religion |
| 8
:-I |
net.unix-wizards |
| X-( |
net.suicide |
| E-:-I
|
net.ham-radio |
| >:-I
|
net.startrek |
| 3:o[
|
net.pets |
| :-} |
beard |
| :-{ |
mustache |
| :-# |
braces |
| :-X |
bow tie |
| :-Q |
smoker |
| <:I
|
dunce |
| (:I |
egghead |
| @:I |
turban |
| 8-) |
glasses |
| B-) |
horn-rims |
| 8:-)
|
glasses on forehead |
| :-8(
|
condescending stare |
| ;-) |
wink |
| -<
|
mad |